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That creepy old hag that lives under your bed and kills all your pets and comes out once every 100 moons to rape you buy her skin is just peeling off and you scream in pain because she has a penis on her back and a vagina on her head...
by That definition girl March 26, 2017
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"Hey, how do I get rid of this raging boner I have?"
"Just think of your naked Grandma and that baby will disappear in no time."
"Just think of your naked Grandma and that baby will disappear in no time."
by Bored on a Friday night February 21, 2016