The only person in the family that knows how to cook.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

The woman who own's the house. The best cook in the world, cuddly and sweet, gives the best edvice. Always there for you, and are helpful! And they always spoil you rotten! :)

Most likely your favorite relative, next to the cool uncle.

1. Your mother or fathers mother.
2. Any old lady you see on the street.

The friend who always wants to stay in. Complains of back pain and getting tired before midnight when they are only in their mid-twenties. Their instagram feed most likely features their cat with the occasional "going out" picture once a year.

Verb: To start a meal between 4:30 and 5:30 in the evening.