An informal gender neutral term for a grandparent.

Slang for $1000.

Plural: Grandies

Rolling your eyes in the back of your head as a response to annoyance or stupidity of another persons questions or remarks.

Grandy: Clever name for a grandfather whose first name is Randy.

The grandy is a highly deviant solo-sexual activity in which the (most commonly male) participant gives himself a handy after soaking his hand in water in order to develop wrinkles and simulate the tactile sensation of an old man or woman's hand.
The grandy can be used in conjunction with other common solo-sex acts committed mainly by men such as the stranger.

The act of lighting your bowl, one hitter, bong, etc with a sweetly flavored cigar and then taking a hit of the cigar.

side note: doing an insane smoke signal after both hits is highly suggested.

This word evolved from the fictional character of Chris Grandy played by Jim Gaffigan.

A pervert who is feeling particulary happy about something/someone.