A sloppy smeggy dish your grandad may serve you with a brown cinnamon stick
Grandad - wanna try my fresh batch of grandads rice pudding
Grandson - eugh you smeggy old man
by oneball212 December 02, 2013
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A delightful island gentleman who always acts in a manner akin to a responsible boomer. (Until the nosebeers kick in)
Come on Black Grandad lets get some beersies!
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Someone who's chin resembles Hey Arnolds Grandfathers.
Me: Yo Michelle,Jenna has that Grandad Chin
Michelle: Bitch got that Harold gut too.
by Blackout_Illuminati January 03, 2014
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When a male puts you on his knee and holds your cock while rocking you with his knee
I was out my friends house when he asked me if I would like him to do the grandad.
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A person who likes their guitars (and everyone else's for that matter) tuned to standard E (Low to high E A D g b e). These people, who despite the name may be of any age, dislike the practice of tuning a guitar or bass to alternate tunings such as dropped D (D A D g b e) and show great disdain for those who do because...

Well, who knows.

These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.
Standard Grandad: Oh, I see you're a Led Zeppelin fan, so am I! Favourite band since I saw em in '72, got all the LPs! how's about we jam on Moby Dick?

Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.

Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*
by LiftFart November 15, 2011
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This is worse than your daddy lesbian, your mom gay, and your granny a tranny Every time you say this 10 African kids die
John: your granny tranny

Bob: I'll say it

John: say faggot
Bob: ur grandad a fag

*John and 10 African kids die*
by Racooneggs March 12, 2018
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Used as counter for countless of other family insults. Everytime it is used, there is an earthquake in North Korea.
You: ur mom gay
Carl: ur Dad lesbian
You: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister
You: ur grandad braindead

*Carl explodes and spiders are popping off his organs.*
by realBuggy March 18, 2018
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