Something constantly used by non-professional commentators on the internet. Caused by carelessness, poor education, or both. Often accompanied by horrible spelling.

stinks of poo

Grammar to be used while fucking someone.

The stupidest thing one can say.

January 1st Is the day that this holiday falls on. you don't have to use grammar on this day and nobody can judge you lol

Clearly blind running round the field with a blindfold

Accommodate (two c's and two m's)
Asthma (sneaky "th")
Colonel (even though we pronounce it "kernel")
Conscience (even though we pronounce it "con-chense")
Embarrass (two r's and two s's)

basically living hell ;)