A person who acts like a gamer but really only plays Madden, Halo, and GTA. Similar to a douche and has qualities of a jock.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Gramers are sort of casual players. They usually play the madden and other sports games ,First person shooters and any game with a lot of explosions in it. They have very short attention spans which means they can't set down to play a long fulfilling games such as RPGs or action adventures and it means they almost never finish their games. Gramers are not like regular gamers, most gramers began playing games right around the time Playstation took over the market and starting producing more sports games and more mature games that would appeal to larger audiences. Before Playstation made games cool these gramers (mostly jocks) were non gamers that would make fun of real gamers, they would say "games are for kids" or they would say "dude, games are so gay".

-misconception-annihilated

An absolute gamer who is so frickin cool and probably is at least 6'4 they also probably play basketball or other sports and they have a decent amount of friends and their really funny and cool and epic and swag.

An incessant butchering of the English language, or use of an obnoxious or n00blike vocabulary

¹a trait
²a noun, substitute for vocabulary