Fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.
Brad: I need some help... I just bought some college grad cards and I really don't know what to write on the inside of them! Maybe you would know what to do...?
Donna: Let me see those cards.
(Looks at the college grad cards)
Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...
Brad: What are instructions?
Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...
Donna: Let me see those cards.
(Looks at the college grad cards)
Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...
Brad: What are instructions?
Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...
by Ginja Spixes August 29, 2011
An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.
Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool"
Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool"
Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"
by Frank Rizzo55 June 14, 2012
I passed my MCATs so I hope all this gradding at university for my MBA will land me a great job in finance.
by WordChic November 30, 2017
At universities, an arrangement whereby honorary members of a fraternity (i.e. sexy women) are nominated to distribute congratulatory favors (i.e. blowjobs and penetration sex), to graduating members of the fraternity house, usually at the same time .
Jennifer made herself available for a grad grab with Mark, Taylor, Hakeem, and Jonah last night at the graduation party.
by theprevert May 30, 2018
Grad Smash is a synonym for the senior trip "grad bash" its called this because students go to these trips and end up "smashing" everything they see/ having orgies.
by loca. April 21, 2010
A glamorous, sexy, brainy, bad-ass female who knows what she wants, works hard, and goes for it, all the while looking fabulous. You may be an intellectual, but that doesn't mean you don't know how to have fun.
The research, reading, and writing is tough; what's tougher is staying healthy, active, and balanced while doing it. Essentially, the hardest part of grad school is remaining FABULOUS. If you're a GLAM GRAD, chances are you were pretty glamorous before you started grad school.
by glamgrad January 20, 2012