Urban Dictionary: grab the bacon

Top definition

Getting the best (usually a girl) and leave the crap for the rest

"Prom is coming up soon. Hurry a grab the bacon."

by Jay Kang November 05, 2006

Jul 6 Word of the Day

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012