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Rachel: Hey Autumn! You wanna go take a gower with me?

Autumn: Sure, I fucking love gowers!
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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1: Slang term for a person who fabricates stories especially to make themselves look impressive, sophisticated or intelligent.
2: A person who generally lies often.
(Origin - London possibly from Jamaican.)
AK: Dude, I had a threesome with two girls from that TV show, 'Hollyoaks!'
Abdul: You're a gower, sta!
by j35t3r October 03, 2006
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Gower just gowered all over himself and the bathroom. I mean there is Gower absolutely everywhere in here.
by Travis Klotz March 16, 2008
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To look down at someone from a high height
Paddy gowered at Andrew with complete disdain.
by Gowerbot February 17, 2015
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A mass of creepy, unkempt, dirty Male specimen who will do anything in his power to make you uncomfortable in his presence. (Speak really creepily, stare at you intently for long periods of time, gets in your personal space and refuses to leave)
Anyone: please get Gower away from me, he makes me uncomfortable

Teachers: fuck off
by GoAbsolutelyBonkers April 21, 2019
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A city in Missouri in which nothing of any interest happens. No one wants to go to Gower. The people in Gower do not want to live in Gower. The existence of Gower has no meaning. It is the most pointless city to ever exist.
No one wants to live in Gower
by HairTheDwarf April 09, 2019
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