Used ironically when referring to shitty food.
Person One: I couldn't work out the oven so here's some baked beans on cold pizza.
Person Two: Gourmet.
by ImInHell May 11, 2016
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The finest variety of dickcheese only found under Morgan Freeman's foreskin
"Bro, I found some that gourmet dickcheese!"

"Damn, Isn't that the one found in Morgan freeman's foreskin??"
by THE_M1LKM4N August 31, 2020
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A widely used trickery in the food bizz happens when a eatery looks apealing to the eye,the servers are dressed nice, the decor looks upscale..but the food is anything but special to say the least.
This place looks great..the tables and plates are pretty cool looking but the food sucked...just another gourmet illusion! Ruby Tuesday is nothing but a damn gourmet illusion!
by ThwopKing November 24, 2009
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Person who eats at a gourmet restaurant, dislikes the food, and clogs the toilet before leaving in disgust
I just saw a gourmet shitter in the bathroom. The toilets are now closed!
by simonthepieman2kni February 27, 2011
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When an alfa-male is having sexual intercourse with his female while her red velvet is in bloom and his sweaty balls are slapping her fany pack , creating an image similar to that , of a gourmet meatballs with tomato sauce.
We had aballs gourmet with my wife yesterday, we had to change the mattress today.
by kur40 July 20, 2017
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