While on a dinner date, secretly jerk off into your hand. Wait until the girl gets up to use the bathroom, or distract her in some way. When she's not looking BAM! into her salad/food. Works particularly well if she's having fettuccine alfredo or some similar dish.
I was out to dinner with my girl last night. She got fettuccine alfredo, so when she wasn't looking I pulled a phantom gourmet and threw a fist full of cum in her food. She never figured out why the alfredo sauce was so salty.
by jfox April 21, 2006
1. A run of significant importance when compared to the everyday run.
2. A enhanced version of the typical jogging, or running, experience.
3. A running experience clearly above the norm.
2. A enhanced version of the typical jogging, or running, experience.
3. A running experience clearly above the norm.
1. Tommy was tired of the running the same old trip around the block, so today he went down to the beach and enjoyed a gourmet run.
2. Adam enjoyed running through his local trail, but couldn't wait to travel up to the mountains and enjoy a gourmet trail run.
2. Adam enjoyed running through his local trail, but couldn't wait to travel up to the mountains and enjoy a gourmet trail run.
by Tucker Grover January 22, 2012
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by Nikeswoosh May 02, 2011
also known as a gourmet steeamz, it consists of trapping a very classy pile of shit (..sometimes with little chunks of diamond instead of corn) trapped beneath one's covers. Often trapping some broad in a hot shit-infused ass sauna.
by johhny bigarms January 19, 2010