by chessyjames May 16, 2020
by The Gourmet Chef October 27, 2009
A nice “bit of crumpet” who is gourmet in her sexual flexiblitly: in particular, receiving pleasure by watching and facilitating her man in to a ménage a trois. And/or is orally fixated.
.oh Mella ..shes amazing and loves watching me fuck other girls and joining in just at the right moment to get us all to cum at the same time... she really is Gourmet Crumpet.
by Oblique Geek January 11, 2018
by bruh023498579238475 January 08, 2019
Wow bro, that t bone on the grill was off the hook, you must be getting some big commission checks right?
Bro: nah man haven't had a sale in weeks . This was strictly gangsta gourmet for my homies, nothing but the best!
Bro: nah man haven't had a sale in weeks . This was strictly gangsta gourmet for my homies, nothing but the best!
by WildestBlings October 11, 2017
Describes strong satisfaction or approval. Used when the quality of a situation, material object, event, performance, or other such occurrence is enjoyable beyond description through typical adjectives.
by Palindromatic October 14, 2008
Busybody who always needs to ask where one's lunch has come from, even if it's obvious. Every ingredient must be accounted for.
Zeke: How come you didn't have lunch with us today, Clyde?
Clyde: I got caught by the phantom gourmet. Of course she had to ask me if I'd gotten my burger at Wendy's. I said, "What gave it away? The bag that says 'Wendy's' on it?"
Clyde: I got caught by the phantom gourmet. Of course she had to ask me if I'd gotten my burger at Wendy's. I said, "What gave it away? The bag that says 'Wendy's' on it?"
by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006