Urban Dictionary: gouch

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If you took a shit in the woods and whiped your ass with a stick, you might get sap on your gouch.

by Mike Hawk March 17, 2003

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by jgyhsref January 22, 2020

The particularly hairy, sweaty, and easily entanglible part of the male anatomy in between the "scrotum" and "anus"

"dude, look at my gouch. its so FUCKIN hairy"
"sweeeettt. can i sniff it?"
"....i thought youd never ask"

by hemer February 19, 2009

when heroin addicts take a hit they start 'gouchin'

Uuurrgghh look at that bag head he's gouchin to fuck...

N: The area posterior to the scrotal sac and anterior to the anal sphincter.

That goddamn boy just can't stop scraching his gouch.

the space between this balls and the asshole is the gooch, not the gouch.

if you think gooch is spelled g-o-u-c-h, you are a moron.

by Long Island August 13, 2004

The mild state of unconsciousness experienced whilst under the influence of the drug heroin

That gear was amazing, I had such a good gouch on it.
This gear is amazing, I'm gouching like fuck!

by Pugman March 21, 2008