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a person who is a no-face who just tries to fit in with the goth group because they think it's "in".
it's the same deal as a preppy girl who always wears dresses claiming to be a 'tomboy' because she gets sweaty at her cheerleader tryouts. If you have the title Goth, you earn it, it's not just wearing black everyday, it's being different it's keeping the title even through the harsh looks, and the stereotypes.Just because you have a pair of black pants makes you as 'goth' as standing in a garage makes you a car. Not everyone will be gothic, just like not everyone will be a lawer.
by M@rie June 07, 2005
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A person, not necessarily happy or annoying, that categorizes themselves as "Goth" (or "Punk" or "Emo" or any of that crap) for the sake of calling themselves goth. Not always annoying, not always faking creativity or depression or whatever. Just insincere.
Says: Wow, that's so deep...

Thinks: Yah, deep like a frisbee
by Ivie July 14, 2005
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Goth Wannabe usually a person that wears black and claims to be different but actually is some retard with paint on there face they claim to be "Goth" and say "I hate preps" they can be spotted listening to Slipknot or Manson but all they will be is either posers or metalheads also most complain about life and can be a bitch at times
Im so depressed woe is me anyone got drugs? IM GOTH
by LALALALA February 01, 2005
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These sorry bastards may look like goths, but don't let them fool you. They can be found listening to Marilyn Manson, Danzig, Nine Inch Nails or Slayer and have no idea that real goths even exist.

aka Mansonite or Metalhead
by Tailanna September 18, 2003
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Wants and tries to be a goth, but really isnt
An example of one often wears black, stereotypically 'goth' clothes, but their personality it perky/happy/optimistic/just NOT goth.
by Nothing Chen April 19, 2005
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