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a saying commonly used instead of owned, raped, dawged, t-boned, etc. extremely popular in southwestern virginia, especially in the roanoke city area. often over used by small asians/mexicans, but still funny when said due to funny accent.
Wang - AW MAN my someone pooped in my pillow case and i slept on it.
Jose - GOTCHA BITCH
Wang - ching chang chu
Jose - GOTCHA BITCH
Wang - ching chang chu
by alextard September 26, 2006
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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What will happen when Kajetokun decides that he wants to. He may be facing the wrong way but regardless you will become gotten and his bitch. Speculations exist that Chuck Norris abandoned him as a child fearing his power. This is in fact false as Kajetokun birthed a secret army of Bruce Lee's providing a much more powerful spawn. Also, his power level is over 9000 and his balls are NOT inert.
Dangerous under all circumstances!
Dangerous under all circumstances!
Hey man, you want to go get some ice cream?
Sounds tantalizing, let's go! Oh my god wha... "GOTCHA BITCH!"
*Timothy tries to run*
"Do it Faggot!"
Billy no!! "GOTCHA BITCH!"
Sounds tantalizing, let's go! Oh my god wha... "GOTCHA BITCH!"
*Timothy tries to run*
"Do it Faggot!"
Billy no!! "GOTCHA BITCH!"
by BallsRinert May 20, 2009