a word used in place of "have" when "have" would be more appropriate. "Got" referrs to just receiving something, whereas "have" means that you already own it.
CORRECT
1. I got no presents for Christmas last year.
2. I have no talent when it comes to dancing.
INCORRECT
1. Have you got any shorts?
(Do you have any shorts?)
by Level 12 August 04, 2005
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Word that means the same as "got" but a word made up by people that have terrible grammar.
I gots to go to the store today!
by Dustinsane October 19, 2016
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when people are retarded and come onto a website where terms are meant to be slang, then proceed to say that everyone else is dumb for using a website for fun. G.O.T.=GET OFF THIS!
"JUST GOT ALREADY! I'm doing it as fast as i can!"
by wosaf May 07, 2008
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An ambiguous term used to express that a potential hook-up/romantic interest/etc. possesses multiple, unnamed desirable qualities—most commonly material ones (i.e. desirable physical characteristics, wealth or the trappings thereof, etc.)— that the speaker asserts makes the person being spoken about more attractive than other potentials.

"Got" can be seen as trumping "hot" when one is choosing between multiple "hot" possibilities.

It is likely/possible that the usage evolved from the more common "s/he's hot," either from conventional informal phonetic play or even from internet/typo humor (as in teh), as the "g" character is adjacent to the "h" character on keyboards using the standard qwerty layout.
"Yeah, Dewey and them are ok and all, but Don's got and single, you know?"

"I'm asking Marisha out, 'cos she's got—end of story."

"I need more than hot—I need someone who's got."
by illovich June 17, 2009
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when someone cant talk right or process information quick enough, when talking. said in a sarcastic tone.

also from tommy boy.
when trying to recite a punch line to a joke,


what do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

Frostbit {but its actually frostbite}

hmmm.. got that?
by i got that man February 08, 2009
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Hey shut up! get away from me bro, you are just annoying! You know what, just GOTS!
by daddy g213 February 08, 2010
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