A sophisticated pro-ana website. Many members exhibit nearly all symptoms of having an eating disorder, but refuse to believe that they have one. They feel that because they do not make posts such as "omg I love ana <333" or openly acknowledge eating disorder-related behavior, they are not sick. Sections dedicated to slamming celebrities, such as Rihanna and Miley Cyrus, because they're "fat and disgusting," feed the insecurities and childishness of members.
A BMI greater than 18 is considered "fat" by the girls on Skinny Gossip. 500 calorie diets are encouraged, and some members (who are very thin to begin with) go for days on end consuming nothing but water. Members are so deluded and infantile that they will verbally assault and harass anyone who makes mention of how unhealthy and hazardous their practices are.
Denial, secrecy and anonymity are major themes of the site, which is probably because the site's creator and the majority of members are most likely not whom they say they are and/or are actually FAT. To gain access to the site, you have to email pictures of yourself to the site's owner. The hierarchy and exclusivity on the site are extreme and create an incredibly immature and stupid atmosphere. If you're a woman in her mid-twenties who's feeling insecure and wants the mental feel of middle school again... this website is perfect for you!
***If the thought of gaining 20 pounds makes you feel depressed and anti-social, there's something wrong. Please get help.***
A BMI greater than 18 is considered "fat" by the girls on Skinny Gossip. 500 calorie diets are encouraged, and some members (who are very thin to begin with) go for days on end consuming nothing but water. Members are so deluded and infantile that they will verbally assault and harass anyone who makes mention of how unhealthy and hazardous their practices are.
Denial, secrecy and anonymity are major themes of the site, which is probably because the site's creator and the majority of members are most likely not whom they say they are and/or are actually FAT. To gain access to the site, you have to email pictures of yourself to the site's owner. The hierarchy and exclusivity on the site are extreme and create an incredibly immature and stupid atmosphere. If you're a woman in her mid-twenties who's feeling insecure and wants the mental feel of middle school again... this website is perfect for you!
***If the thought of gaining 20 pounds makes you feel depressed and anti-social, there's something wrong. Please get help.***
Member 1: I'm fat!!! Not Skinny Gossip standards at all!!! I'm 5'6 and 120 pounds.
Member 2: It's okay!!! Why don't you try a diet of nothing but baby food and water for the next four weeks???
Member 1: Okay!!! Maybe then I'll finally be a little less depressed and self-loathing!!!
The majority of members on the site are NOT **actually** skinny by the site's own ridiculous standards, yet they are extremely hypocritical and will berate others who are not as well. Many members have also admitted to an eating disorder, depression, and/or other mental health issues.
Member 2: It's okay!!! Why don't you try a diet of nothing but baby food and water for the next four weeks???
Member 1: Okay!!! Maybe then I'll finally be a little less depressed and self-loathing!!!
The majority of members on the site are NOT **actually** skinny by the site's own ridiculous standards, yet they are extremely hypocritical and will berate others who are not as well. Many members have also admitted to an eating disorder, depression, and/or other mental health issues.
by Healthy and Sane August 20, 2013
A phenomenon that makes you feel empty unless you fill it with satisfaction by spreading sweet sweet gossip.
Jamie: I need to spread some gossip, my gossip vagina is gagging for it!
Stacey: Same I just feel so empty I need to be satisfied by some juicy gossip.
Stacey: Same I just feel so empty I need to be satisfied by some juicy gossip.
by the scarlet pimpernel on your. April 26, 2011
Guru Gossip (sometimes Gossiper) is a messy, poorly run message board masquerading as an honest space where members can vent freely about internet and beauty culture, mainly Youtube MUAs comme Jeffree Star, Michelle Phan, or Jaclyn Hill.
There are endless threads devoted to a variety of gurus and Internet personalities where you slowly realize that it is nothing more than a circlejerk for lonely women to engage in petty, childish, high school-like behavior. Members are subtly encouraged to degrade their targets for their appearance, to invade their privacy by looking up addresses and contacts, and are constantly looking for ways to report them to law enforcement for things like buying purebred pug puppies or having too many kids.
All the while the gossipers will compare themselves to prove just how successful, prettier, and much nicer they are than them, which leaves you wondering how someone can be so rich and happy, when they’re spending hours a day ranting about assymetrical noses and sponsored trips.
There are endless threads devoted to a variety of gurus and Internet personalities where you slowly realize that it is nothing more than a circlejerk for lonely women to engage in petty, childish, high school-like behavior. Members are subtly encouraged to degrade their targets for their appearance, to invade their privacy by looking up addresses and contacts, and are constantly looking for ways to report them to law enforcement for things like buying purebred pug puppies or having too many kids.
All the while the gossipers will compare themselves to prove just how successful, prettier, and much nicer they are than them, which leaves you wondering how someone can be so rich and happy, when they’re spending hours a day ranting about assymetrical noses and sponsored trips.
Abigail: I found a thread on Danielle Mansutti on Guru Gossiper!
Tanya: You’re kidding, what does it say? Is it anything good?
Abigail: No, it’s horrible. They spent five pages fighting with each other because one person had the audacity to admit she thinks she’s naturally very pretty!
Tanya: You’re kidding, what does it say? Is it anything good?
Abigail: No, it’s horrible. They spent five pages fighting with each other because one person had the audacity to admit she thinks she’s naturally very pretty!
by TauKitty June 04, 2018
When two friends both know so many of each others' secrets that they both know neither one of them will tell, or the other one will tell in revenge. For example: Friend A knows X about friend B, and friend B knows Y about friend A. Therefore, if friend A reveals X, friend B may reveal Y, and vice versa. Thus, the security of their respective secrets is mutually guaranteed. Generally, the secrets in question are of equal or near-equal magnitude. For instance, cheating on a partner might be equivalent to a well-hidden drug habit or closet bulimia, whereas a crush would be a lower magnitude.
Becca told Rachel about her secret crush, and didn't have to worry about her telling, because she had Rachel's secret crush as gossip collateral.
by Amarantha August 30, 2010
An Expulsion of wind from .... your mouth when you blab about other beings when it has nothing to do with you and/or is none of your business.
A Gossip Queefer (n.) may engage in this activity with other beings, random beings, beings they don't know, and their "real" or "fake" briends (being-friends) - which I will soon add to Urban dictionary.
A Gossip Queefer (n.) may engage in this activity with other beings, random beings, beings they don't know, and their "real" or "fake" briends (being-friends) - which I will soon add to Urban dictionary.
Girl being: "She was like..and he was like.. and this other girl did this..she's like such a..."
Boy Being: "You're Gossip Queefing all over the place and I, as a non-judgemental being, do not approve of your Gossip Queefing ways."
Boy Being: "You're Gossip Queefing all over the place and I, as a non-judgemental being, do not approve of your Gossip Queefing ways."
by SnozberryCum July 03, 2012
by Varun Rajendran May 13, 2006
an annoyin group of popular girls who do nuffin but gossip and slag people off.(nobody really likes them much apart from their jerky bf's n popular wanna-be's!)the plastics in mean girls)
by ..:::RuBiEs..GlOoM:::.. December 23, 2005

