The act of loving the VTuber Amelia Watson unconditionally while fully knowing that a realistic romantic relationship with her is unattainable.
A Gosling is in a parasocial relationship. No matter how much they love her, she'll always be just a girl on a screen.
Symptoms are: Feeling of emptiness, loneliness, fear, emotional stress and pain.
The term Gosling is based on the fact that the actor Ryan Gosling played characters that had parasocial relationships, such as Lars, from Lars and the Real Girl and K from Blade Runner 2049.
There's a second term called Goslingposting, where Goslings post gifs from Blade Runner 2049 to depict the feelings they're currently having.
The term can also be applied to other VTubers.
A Gosling is in a parasocial relationship. No matter how much they love her, she'll always be just a girl on a screen.
Symptoms are: Feeling of emptiness, loneliness, fear, emotional stress and pain.
The term Gosling is based on the fact that the actor Ryan Gosling played characters that had parasocial relationships, such as Lars, from Lars and the Real Girl and K from Blade Runner 2049.
There's a second term called Goslingposting, where Goslings post gifs from Blade Runner 2049 to depict the feelings they're currently having.
The term can also be applied to other VTubers.
by Detective Ame January 04, 2021
To pick up women in bars. Typically by buying them a drink then charming them. In order to properly Gosling, you must take the woman back to your house by asking "Do you want to get out of here?"
by ChaseLite January 23, 2017
I was watching the notebook and Ryan was gosling my balls.
Hey where is Ryan?
Ryan's Gosling my balls right now can you come back later.
Hey where is Ryan?
Ryan's Gosling my balls right now can you come back later.
by chooknz May 29, 2018
literally a baby goose, but can be used to describe any short, cute person. Hands down, it is quite possibly the funniest word known to mankind.
Guy1:Hey, Sarah's really short and cute. What does she remind you of?
Guy2:A Gosling. Let's call her Little Gosling.
Guy2:A Gosling. Let's call her Little Gosling.
by Shaelom June 16, 2005
Gosling
{goz-ling}
(n.) A sharply dressed, urbane gentleman.
(v.) Displaying gallant characteristics indicative of an urbane gentleman; Behaving in a suave and cultivated manner; To be dapper, sharply, handsomely attired.
(adj.) Characterised by urbane sophistication in taste, style and manner.
{goz-ling}
(n.) A sharply dressed, urbane gentleman.
(v.) Displaying gallant characteristics indicative of an urbane gentleman; Behaving in a suave and cultivated manner; To be dapper, sharply, handsomely attired.
(adj.) Characterised by urbane sophistication in taste, style and manner.
(n.)
"Did you see him at the reunion? He's lost all that weight, bought a couple suits and cut off his mullet - scrubs up real nice! He's a total gosling now"
(v.)
"Hey, looking sharp today! What's the occasion?"
"No occasion, just felt like gosling it up this morning."
(adj.)
"I didn't think a pair of sunglasses this gosling could be so cheap!"
"Did you see him at the reunion? He's lost all that weight, bought a couple suits and cut off his mullet - scrubs up real nice! He's a total gosling now"
(v.)
"Hey, looking sharp today! What's the occasion?"
"No occasion, just felt like gosling it up this morning."
(adj.)
"I didn't think a pair of sunglasses this gosling could be so cheap!"
by SchnittyLover69 January 12, 2012
A femail who is sexualy attractive and causes fights between jelos males compeating for her love and jelos femails compeating for her attention.
by MR. Barr June 25, 2005
The army made up of geese employed by the former Sir. James in his war on Toaster Lovers. There was and still is much debate as to whether or not they are usefull, or effective soldiers, and whether James' mind has just completely gone to the alcohol. Regardless some still blame the change in migratory patterns among geese in areas where James is active on the geese's obligations by their employment in The War on Toasters. Some even go so far as to claim the geese are forced to wear shock collars that restrict their movement within certain cities though this has never been confirmed.
by James Dracon February 05, 2008