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Often male with the IQ of a goat who is renowned for being unbearably annoying. His lack of intelligence generally leads him into difficult and unpleasant scenarios. A gormpot is remarkably absent minded which often ends in hilarious outcomes.
whilst on a cycle the other I witnessed an absolute gormpot skinny dipping in a canal
by Slimy iwan5 June 12, 2020
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n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name)

v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.
Don't call her by her deadname. She hasn't gone by that name in years.
by Canola Yogurt September 16, 2014
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Often male with an IQ of a goat who is renowned for being unbearably annoying. His lack of intelligence generally leads him to difficult and often unpleasant situations. A gormpot is a very absent minded individual.
I just witnessed an absolute gormpot skinny dipping in a canal
by Slimy iwan5 June 13, 2020
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