Urban Dictionary: gorked

A)to simply just die
B)to kill someone or something

a)I heard your dog just gorked.
b)Im going to end up gorking that dog if it dont stay out of the steet.

by icpjason January 19, 2007

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The sound made from snorting cocaine.

Wow Mary Kate, nice gork!

by skawful22 September 14, 2008

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Tripping on flat carpet.

1) Flat carpet.
2) Your dumb ass.
3) Oops. That sucked.

by GorkMan December 17, 2003

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A gentleman orkutiya (gentleman+ork): one who hides his flirting skills behind a veil of sophistication

Even though he's such a gork, I love the way he praises women on social networks

by Humerian February 03, 2011

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Too eat so much you feel like you are about to explode

Oh man after eating that whole damn zebra, I'm gorked.

I'm going to go gork myself.

by Name June 06, 2004

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over-medicated to an extreme degree, and therefore appearing as if in a persistent vegetative state (see Gork, the acronym for God Only Really Knows).

That lady at the nursing home was WAY gorked out on her pain and nausea meds. When I get that old, please remember I have a DNG (Do Not Gork order).

by No Gifts Please January 16, 2007

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When one's member can be seen bulging in the slacks.

Good grief, Doug! Your visual gork is quivering like a chipmunk trapped in a denim hanky!

by jesusforgovernor July 10, 2008

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