Acronym for "God Only Really Knows" - Medical slang for someone who has suffered a traumatic head injury and is comatose or in a persistent vegetative state.
by blunt_instrument November 05, 2003
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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One who pops fart bubbles in the bath tub with their nose, alternate definition one who sniffs bike seats after someone uses such seat
Anthony is such a gork he loves to smell the seats after the tour de france.
He also enjoys farting in the tub then popping the bubbles with his nose in order to smell them being the gork that he is.
He also enjoys farting in the tub then popping the bubbles with his nose in order to smell them being the gork that he is.
by bigdennydballmcsketchikins August 04, 2009
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noun - used to identify when someone has absolutely no intelligence, taken from the medical slang of the same name used as shorthand to signify a patient has no brain activity.
by Willie Felersnatch August 31, 2007
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by Kate rocks August 08, 2003
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"Me'z der messag.. mesang.. TALKER of Gork 'n Mork. Mi'z arsho a sharman. Me'zh a gort er Big stikk, and, er, mezha gonna blurgeon any ladz 'n boyz 'n gobbos 'n stunties 'n tings, dart don't like Gork 'n Mork."
by Warhammer Nerd March 27, 2004
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That guy was such a gork, he was so busy paying attention to his hard drive noise he didn't realize his shirt was on inside out.
by EvilJayne May 20, 2008
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