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When your busting for a shit and your holding on, and the shit pops its head out and tough's your underwear and pop's back up your ass and continues to repeat untill you find a toilet to release...
Person 1. : hey babe I have a gopher.
Person 2. : wtf
Person 1. : shit just touched my jocks and sucked back up my ass.
Person 2. : you grot...lol
by Luke 7279 June 12, 2013
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a somewhat round furry organism with a furry nose and a furry rump. they usually break things and fall madly in love with one other organism almost to the point of being psychotic
That gopher must be exterminated
by Zingy May 29, 2004
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to go, in the spirit of going dumb. normally used to describe something.

origin: Aaron Hall started using it in 2006 as a bastardized form of goes...the term then spread faster than the clap
a-star: yo myspace name from tech n9ne...that gopher

by Brittnasty The Mad MC December 07, 2006
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a rich kid that pretends to be poor to seem cool like all the other druggie kids but actually has a 4.3 gpa and lives in a mansion
ann:
look at that guy shopping at juicy with his girlfriend, look he bought a $5550 shirt
bella:
but why is he so dirty and poor looking?
ann:
because he's a gopher
by iceicebaby12131231 April 23, 2007
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a person on halo 2 who gets on a turret and stays on it until they are killed.
snipe that gopher at the front of the base.
by sklaid April 12, 2005
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A small creature who lives in holes; the holes vary due to stuff!; to do somfing;
I'm gonna gopher me up some chicken!
Please god don't let the gophers hurt me!
by Bling BLing April 25, 2003
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