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You are a gooser.
Someone who does something silly.
by Zenny Renee November 03, 2007
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Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.
by masokitsune January 17, 2019
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one who "gooses" (see goose-a pinch between the buttocks).
a person that gooses, or pinches another person between the buttocks is known as a gooser.
by Greg Martin May 14, 2006
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A male erection at it's peak. Origin : Stockton Australia.
Come over and tend to my raging gooser you saucy little thing.

or

I gotta find me a woman to help me dispose of this whopping gooser.
by Patousse December 20, 2006
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someone who is mooning people and they dont realize it, like their pants are fallin off and their ass crack is showing.
ha ha betty's a gooser look at her hairy ass crack
by pinkfred March 26, 2007
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a very sneaky fart. one that can only be heard by people very close to the perp.

usually is followed by a uncertainty and finger pointing as to who actually let out the gooser.
ex:
guy 1: dude, did you just let that gooser?
guy 2: no i think it was that guy.
jane fonda: it wasnt me, dick.
by ojpimpjuice69 December 08, 2008
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