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Usally a young woman that teases up a penis or causes a hard-on with mind over matter power. The word can also be a verb.
The little goosedick gave me a hard on while I was half asleep and she thought I wouldn't notice. (noun)

She goosedicked me with I was taking a shower. (verb)
by woodworkin steve January 03, 2008
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Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.
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