Those goopties insist on driving 20mph regardless of where they are!
by grogan\'s heroes June 19, 2003
Goopty is a word used to describe feelin EXTRA fucked up. We talkin you can barely walk, barely talk, carefree as fuck
First coined by the infamous king of Goop, Jcuz the Goopty.
First coined by the infamous king of Goop, Jcuz the Goopty.
by Gooptionary August 08, 2019
said Goop-tee English. Used as a noun or verb. Developed in the 21 c. Variants: Goopty-Goo, Goopster, or just Goo!
1) Expresses the qualities of being goop.
1) Expresses the qualities of being goop.
I feel all goopty inside!
It's a goopty kind of day.
Go goopty yourself!
Well, Goopty-Goo!
He's a real goopster.
It's a goopty kind of day.
Go goopty yourself!
Well, Goopty-Goo!
He's a real goopster.
by JCBunio August 27, 2008
Goopty Jcuz is an icon of Generation Z. He is high all the time, does not give one single fuck, and will never trip over a bitch. His DNA can be traced back to the biblical legend, the burning bush.
He breathes only thc, his sweat contains LSD, and his saliva and blood have high concentrations of mdma. His presence in itself is said to make you feel highly intoxicated and his nut is said to be the closest thing to extraterrestrial drugs.
He breathes only thc, his sweat contains LSD, and his saliva and blood have high concentrations of mdma. His presence in itself is said to make you feel highly intoxicated and his nut is said to be the closest thing to extraterrestrial drugs.
Man 1: Do you smell that?
Man 2: Yea cuzzo it smells like straight GAS
Man 1 (shouting): YO WHO GOT THE MF BUD???
Goopty Jcuz as he casually transcends the multiverses, manifests in front of man 1 and man 2 in a glorious cloud of marijuana smoke: “You are sober my son? Smoke this.”
Man 1 and man 2: “Thanks goopty jcuz!”
Man 2: Yea cuzzo it smells like straight GAS
Man 1 (shouting): YO WHO GOT THE MF BUD???
Goopty Jcuz as he casually transcends the multiverses, manifests in front of man 1 and man 2 in a glorious cloud of marijuana smoke: “You are sober my son? Smoke this.”
Man 1 and man 2: “Thanks goopty jcuz!”
by Gooptionary August 08, 2019