Urban Dictionary: gooney

gooney

A true friend or a real home that look out for you.

yea he a tru gooney yo

by young dyce September 22, 2007

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gooney

peice of poo stuck in your weehole from anal sex

man! i got a gooney from that dirty bitch last night

by gooneyboy1 November 18, 2008

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Gooney

Goofey and looney

Mann, yer so gooney.

by Johannson41411 July 28, 2011

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A Language spoken by A person that sounds stupid.. Generally this language is used when a person talks about something and is extremely hypocritical and sounds uneducated, has one sided opinion and plugs ears and says “I can’t hear you I can’t hear you” usually “these people” are fans of MSU and live in Stockbridge with there parents

Fuck me the other day Bill was Gooney goo goo MSU this and Gooney goo goo MSU that... wouldn’t shut up!!! What a hypocrite!!!!

by Toby Pound Town January 06, 2018

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Gooney Bird

A Gooney Bird is a ball of earwax.

"Hey man, you better get a Q-tip, you've got a Gooney Bird in your ear"

by mikarome February 17, 2009

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Gooney Toon

A toon in a film with black-footed albatross.

Someone who's acting like a goofy mother fucker, aka- Gooney Toon

by Warnsburg September 28, 2011

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