Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.
Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."
Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."
Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."
by nljames November 09, 2011
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
by Phaedrus331 February 12, 2021
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Jim: Woah dude don't cross the street yet you don't want to get gooned
David: Yeah, you're right, I'd rather not get gooned
David: Yeah, you're right, I'd rather not get gooned
by TheRevealer June 07, 2010
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"Hey Carlee, you're gonna be the IB Student of the Month for sure!"
"No way Cody! Are you bein for real?"
"Lol no get gooned loser."
"No way Cody! Are you bein for real?"
"Lol no get gooned loser."
by relaton November 07, 2017
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to be so incredibly stoned that you look chinese, (unless you are already chinese, then you'd look like a mole)
by Ria (look at the definition of me) November 30, 2005
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by Scepterwolf December 18, 2019
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