Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.
Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."

Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."
by nljames November 9, 2011
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to get extreamly drunk
i was so gooned last night, i dont remember anything.
by amy henwood November 24, 2005
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to be run over by a car
Jim: Woah dude don't cross the street yet you don't want to get gooned
David: Yeah, you're right, I'd rather not get gooned
by TheRevealer June 7, 2010
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to be so incredibly stoned that you look chinese, (unless you are already chinese, then you'd look like a mole)
wait- what was i just talking about? god, i'm gooned.
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to be pranked or spoofed that serves the purpose to belittle somebody
"Hey Carlee, you're gonna be the IB Student of the Month for sure!"

"No way Cody! Are you bein for real?"

"Lol no get gooned loser."
by relaton November 7, 2017
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to back down from ,to step back:to pussy out of doing something
dude u gooned out of goin in her pants u cornhole
by nick g April 28, 2005
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A goon king. One similar to the king of kings but has added goon-like powers. A goon who out performs all others in life no matter how awkward or foolish he/she may behave.
Seth: Whoa! Who is this goon? I've never seen him before.

Brent: I don’t know, but he has the ability to swing any lady, solve any logical problem, feed any starving family, and bring peace to any society while acting like a jackass at the same time.

Seth: ... such a king. How do I describe someone this uber?

Brent: The goon of goons.
by Goondued November 5, 2011
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