goomba is the name of a short person/dwarf who is humorous but at the same time, frustrating. goomba is a very nice person when he wants to be but he can also be a massive thorn in your side. he goes by many alternative names. goomba's notorious sentence is 'did anyone clap any bunda'. at the end of the day, goomba is an acquired taste but if you get along you will be very good friends, if you don't, you're done for. a small side note, goomba shits everywhere after a cheeky za'. most likely to be seen talking about his crazy experience after smoking a large za'.
goomba is getting on my nerves

just looking at goomba makes me laugh

why is goomba fucking a dog
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(noun) A species of brown, mushroom-like animals with two feet, an abdomen, and a head with sharp teeth.
“I keep dying to these goombas!”
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Guy 1: YO GURL IZ A GOOMBA!
Guy 2: DON'T YOU TALK BOUT MAH LADY DAT WAY.
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Someone or something described as weird, scary, different, or out of place; used as a term for someone also described as a Goonie or goober.
Guy 1: You know that Adam Spangler guy?

Guy 2: Yeah

Guy 1: He’s such a goomba.
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A goomba is a person who is useless and in the way. They will disappear when jumped on.
"O Sally my boyfriend cheated on me".
"He is a goomba forget him".
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Goomba - Psilocybin mushrooms, also referred to as “magic mushrooms” are usually taken for spiritual purposes and to treat mental illness such as bipolar depression. The word entheogen, meaning ("the god within"), the mushrooms are revered as powerful spiritual sacraments that provide access to sacred worlds.
Homie 1: “Aye man, how’s da goomba hittin”.

Homie 2: “This goomba got me seeing and thinking things that cannot be explained with words”.
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Goomba. A Mario character. if you’re wanting to know what a “Goomba” with an “h” is DO NOT SEARCH IT
Mario stomped on a ‘Goomba’
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