to ejaculate, cream, splooge, or secrete semen from the male sex organ, AKA the penis.
When the young lad saw up the girls short skirt, he goojed his pants.
by knicky May 02, 2004
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The opposite of a chote. A dick that's really long, but has the girth of a pencil.
Gerald had a gooj. It as awesome, but it sucked.
by Sonz June 17, 2013
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Another word ford for a Gooch, the area between a persons genitalia and anus, but a very hairy sweaty one.
'Ever tried shaving your Gooje mate it looks disgusting'
by yalionel May 07, 2012
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An involuntary act of spewing word vomit from the anus while not taking into consideration the unfortunate illegal act he is commiting.

Also a robust flatulent individual known for consuming mass quantities of used condoms up his rectum. He enjoys this act.
WOW. that guy really knows how to gooje. fuck that.

OMG HES GOOJING! LOOK AWAY! lolz
by LWIZZLE January 14, 2008
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Originally a contracted form of "gay Jew", it has now become more of a direct insult.

Also used as a term of endearment.
I can't believe Bob did that to Philip.

Yeah, he's such a gooj.
by Bo Brasher May 13, 2007
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