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The good on paper guy is the nice man with everything you should want, but who you always leave for an asshole who owns nothing and doesn't have a checking account
Sweetie, he was the perfect guy!

Yeah..... good on paper guy.... Drake is SO MUCH HOTTER even though he's such an abusive asshole!!!
by Ellen1983 February 02, 2008
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The good on paper guy is the nice man with everything you should want, but who you always leave for an asshole who owns nothing and doesn't have a checking account
Sweetie, he was the perfect guy!

Yeah..... good on paper guy.... Drake is SO MUCH HOTTER even though he's such an jerk!
by Ellen1983 February 03, 2008
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