When a man and a woman are in 69 position and she is licking his gooch, then the guy farts in her face and he tightens his legs around her neck forcing her to endure the smell. This leading to her screaming like a goose due to her neck being crushed.
Johnny: "Betty? What happened to you and Paul?"
Betty: "Nigga, i broke up with him cause he Goochy Goosed me and i smelled for weeks."
Betty: "Nigga, i broke up with him cause he Goochy Goosed me and i smelled for weeks."
by Macro D December 22, 2006
1. Somebody who lets you down, wusses out on your plans
2. Someone who reminds you of a gooch (looks like one, smells like one, is hairy like one).
2. Someone who reminds you of a gooch (looks like one, smells like one, is hairy like one).
1. Don't be a goochy mama and come with me to the party!
2.Ew, watch out, goochy mama at twelve o'clock.
2.Ew, watch out, goochy mama at twelve o'clock.
by Stephmeister March 25, 2008
by smilepretty May 16, 2006
I have a goochy-bird named Paris Hilton.
by uiouuisdfmio;er5 e 34eri December 6, 2008
by Chunky Spunk May 4, 2022
When one (typically male) scratches their gooch only to smell their fingers finding that they smell like dirty coochie
by Fatchicks4me March 22, 2008
A chick who seems to have something up her gooche and for some strange reason... you like it. A hot bitch who nobody likes.
by Property of Barnhart November 18, 2007