1. Somebody who lets you down, wusses out on your plans
2. Someone who reminds you of a gooch (looks like one, smells like one, is hairy like one).
1. Don't be a goochy mama and come with me to the party!
2.Ew, watch out, goochy mama at twelve o'clock.
by Stephmeister March 25, 2008
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When a guy has a lot of the hair in the area in between his balls and his ass, aka the gooch.
Damn no wonder you ain't gettin' any, you gotta shave that goochi mane
by murg11 February 24, 2011
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An informal term for the vagina.
"Kimberly, did you wash your goochie pop while you were in the shower?"
"Yes mother."
"Good girl."
by smilepretty May 15, 2006
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When one (typically male) scratches their gooch only to smell their fingers finding that they smell like dirty coochie
Hey mom! Come here and smell my coochie goochie! It smells like Dad's closet!
by Fatchicks4me March 21, 2008
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A chick who seems to have something up her gooche and for some strange reason... you like it. A hot bitch who nobody likes.
That Goochie Momma Told Me to Leave Cause Someone Didn't Know Me, Man I Want To Tap Dat...
by Property of Barnhart November 17, 2007
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A term signifying a significant other, regardless of gender, sexual preference, or marital status. The relationship, however, does require a degree of officiality and mutuality to deserve "moochie goochie" status.

The term, invented in late 2008 in Massachusetts, is still subject to development and revision.
EXAMPLES OF "MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Greg and Tina are involved in a relationship. Tina is Greg's "moochie goochie," just as Greg is Tina's.

Bob and Dan have been partners for twelve and a half years. Bob is Dan's "moochie goochie" and vise versa.

Adam and Stacy are newly-weds. Stacy is Adam's "moochie goochie," and the reverse is also true.

EXAMPLES OF "NON-MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Brian and Sara met at a party, hooked up, and engaged in a one-night stand. Neither one is the other's moochie goochie, and they never were moochie goochies at ay point in the night.

Linda is totally into Tim, but Tim not so into Linda. Plus, Tim is sort of seeing Elizabeth. As much as Linda wants it to be true, Tim is not her moochie goochie, and she not his.
by Michaelllllllllllllllllll February 19, 2009
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