When an orange teenager decides its his time to shine and wips out a 7 inch dildo. Without any lubricant he slowly starts to insert it into his father's (Darth Vader) rectum. During this he is feasting on the ass hairs which are growing on his dads left arse cheek and drinking his brothers Nappy juice
by GrannyShagger420 February 01, 2021
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A small boy black hair and a girl gave her a bj and wants to fuck holly whyte and also gets horny easily in brockhill 7r3
Who is Daniel gooch
by Daniel gooch March 12, 2019
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David Gooch was an amazing guy with a huge heart who died before his life was even started. LLD
damn that david gooch guy was a hell of a good friend, miss that man everyday
by notimportantjustreadpls August 02, 2019
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When your guy coochie makes gargling or bubbling noises
Guy 1: I've been holding in this fat shit all day that I have gargle gooch now.

Guy 2: The fuck is gargle gooch?!

Guy 1: It's when your guy cooch makes a gargling or bubbling noise
by ChubbyQween January 30, 2021
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What happens when an Italian chick doesn't wash her hands before masturbating after making pasta sauce all day
"Ey, I was about to give-a yo sister a tongue-a bashing, but-a she has-a the Garlic Gooch"
by GaryTheHairyScaryMan December 01, 2017
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The period between Christmas and New Year when no one knows what day it is and they wander around in a daze recovering from festive gluttony.
Person 1 - "Hey man what are you up to during the gooch?"

Person 2 - "Not sure, recovering from a food coma and dreading the forced fun of New Year I reckon"
by The Wordenator February 23, 2016
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Blowing your chance to get a threesome with 2 girls because you are a pussy
Dude, you couldve gotten laid but you pulled The Gooch
by De Broekloze Bandiet April 14, 2017
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