The Gooch

Vince Ferrito
An angry man who wears weight lifting gloves.
A person who steals.
A bully.
A tough guy.

The Gooch is going to help himself to some of your things.

by Patrick Thornton December 13, 2004

Gooch

The Wooley Crack between the Ass-Hole and the Ball-Sack

When i saw the gooch it looked like a sheep was sleeping there.

by Stoegenhousenvanderhougal March 7, 2011

Gooch

The part Between your Anus and your balls... Sometime may be hairy.

Gosh Todd you sure do have red gooch hairs!

p.s. pope is gay!

by GOOCH MASTER April 4, 2006

Gooching

Verb: to gooch - to emulate ones peers in a feeble attempt to further ones social standing

"That kid keeps gooching Dan and its starting to get on my tits"

That kid acts so goochy

by Allen Smith-Jones December 2, 2008

Gooch

The dull featureless area between ones anus and his testicles. The only purpose of which is to keep oneself from shitting on ones balls.

I laughed so hard I got ass butter on my gooch.

by Bushmonkey June 14, 2005

The Gooch

Nickname of Bob Guccione, the founder of Spin and son of the owner of Penthouse

"In the spring of 1998 the Gooch, as he was known, had just pocketed $18 million from the sale of Spin and was in the process of setting up a men's magazine called Gear."
-How to Lose Friends and Alienate People by Toby Young

by Oz December 14, 2003

Gooch

The gooch is the section of skin between the sac and shitter of men, and vagina and shitter of women.

However, in recent times the gooch has taken on more popularity as a mild insult, or as a strengthener to other mild insults.

1. wow, it is hot. my gooch is sweating profusely

2. Shorey you utter gooch

3.Shorey you sweaty gooch faced nonce

by Proffesor T July 11, 2008