Term for an older, bitter engineer or computer programmer that thwarts all requests to do work by employing various strategies such as ignoring the request, complaining they are "too busy", criticizing the request as "completely idiotic" or intimidating the requester until they simply go away crying. Gooches are also great at blaming others when problems arise and are are very successful at getting others to do their work for them because they "can't be bothered".
Boy: Do you think the gooch knows anything about this database?
Girl: I think so, but last week i asked him a question and he almost chopped my head off. You ask him, i don't feel like getting gooched again.
by ZippyFerguson July 26, 2010
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The are between your chocolate starfish and your tube steak.
As Linda was rimming George, she was taken by surprise by the saltiness of his GOOCH.
by Doctor J. Weezey September 09, 2006
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This is the term for the male taint. Also known as the area between the 'hung' and the 'bung'.
Her nose was tickling my gooch while I was teabagging her.
by Hugh G Wrection May 20, 2010
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The crispy sometimes dingle berried area between your penis and anus.
SHIT, i ripped out my gooch climbing over that barbed wire fence.

As sarah was licking jons gooch she accidently downed a dingle berry.

As a Compliment: WOW did you see him win the race? Yea, hes gotta be a gooch monkey.
by EL Goocho May 05, 2006
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A feeble weak minded organism usually found monging out on a chair looking dazed struggling to communicate with his peers. He is the originator of the language known as “Goochish” which basically involves slurring words as much as possible, responding with growling and grunting noises when English talking folk question what he just said. He tends to dispense common phrases during conversation because thinking is such an exhausting activity for him. He has no hobbies or pastimes other than playing his Xbox and “Big Chillin” (Long vigorous sessions of masturbating). There are rumours that Gooch is actually gay because he sadly hasn’t actually touched a female before and dresses in tight metrosexual catalogue clothing, also moves in an all round camp manner. Every time he eats he is guaranteed to spill half of his meal onto himself but even if he doesn’t he’ll use his socks to clean his hands up afterwards. He is extremely clumsy, on one occasion managed to lose all his money during one evening in 3 separate places. He likes to be in solitary confinement playing Battlefield 2 and making dumb desktop backgrounds he finds cool but really he likes the isolation because there isn’t anyone to laugh at the retarded things he does.
"Oh my god Gooch has broken 3 IPods in about 3 months!"

Dave: Why are you called Gooch?
Nathan Gauci: Because i'm named after the space between your ball sack and asshole.
Dave: ...Oh
by Matthew Szwandt May 30, 2006
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The precious area between a male scrotum and the anus. It provides the use of connecting these very important body parts for a male.
Robert told me that he applies deodorant on his gooch to prevant the excessive sweating and vinegary stench that his gooch excretes.

Phillip hates it when his dog bites on his gooch while he is sleeping.

Arthur's girlfriend was disgusted at the sight of his hairy gooch, but still continued to lick it.
by cunthunter June 12, 2008
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1. The area between a man's nutsack and asshole.
2. A stupid, annoying person.
1. My gooch was itchy as hell today.
Damn, my gooch is sweaty as hell.
Fuck, you kicked me right in the gooch.
That bitch licked my gooch all night long.

2. Man your such a fucking gooch!
Yeah, that faggot is such a gooch.
Why do you always have to be such a gooch?!
Shit, my mom is being so fucking goochy.
by GoochGoblin July 11, 2006
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