Nickname for legendary Kerry Gaelic football corner forward Colm Cooper
1) Opposition Corner Back "Aw for fuck sake why'd yous put me on the gooch?"

2) Commentator "And thats another fantastic performance from Colm "The Gooch" Cooper
by GingerJack March 17, 2013
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A large Saharan sandworm that preys on small black children. A close relative of the Mongolian Death Worm and the worms from the movie "Tremors."
Darius: "Make sure your daughter stays near you on the trip, the Algerian gooch might try to eat her."
TeeJay: "Aight man, thanks."
by p00nSlayer March 16, 2014
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Outdoor game involving a frisbee, pitching wedge, and golf ball. Players toss the frisbee then try to pitch their balls from the tossing spot to within a clubs length of the frisbee in the least amount of strokes. Whoever has their ball closest to the frisbee in the least amount of strokes wins that Hooch and tosses the frisbee to a new spot. First to win 3 Hooches wins a Gooch. Hooches reset to 0 to begin competing for the next Gooch. Once a player reaches 3 Gooches they have won and become THE GRAND-MASTER GOOCH and all players that lost must get down on both knees and grovel to the winner by raising hands to the sky and bending over to touch the ground at the winner's feet thrice.
It was a sunny summer day and the park was filled with rousing games of Gooch and grovelers.
by GoatChedda June 05, 2012
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This is the term for the male taint. Also known as the area between the 'hung' and the 'bung'.
Her nose was tickling my gooch while I was teabagging her.
by Hugh G Wrection May 20, 2010
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Gooch is a slang term used to describe life’s best in one word. Words like awesome, epic and sick are all rolled into one when something is Gooch.
That ride is so gooch!!! Thats a nice watch, that thing is gooch! The surf is super gooch today.
by skimmag January 08, 2015
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Gooching. The act of grabbing/rubbing two fingers on someones gooch area. can be done either sexually or as a means of punishment or beating up. Mythically it is possible to gooch someone until they jizz.
Lets gooch that new year 8 kid, hes a pinhead. Gooch him good he didn't pay his money.Ohh baby gooch me till i jizz. HElP hes gooching me!!
by jizzhead April 11, 2009
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1. To feel decent/aighttt.
2. To be a decent/aight person.
3. The área between a man's ballsack And anus.
1."My bitch cheated on me but I'm gooch, she was a hoe anyway"
2. "The other day someone returned my wallet, what a gooch person!"
3."I'm telling you man, I have a beautiful gooch."
by Josueatnight October 03, 2014
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