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Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Q: What on earth is a gooch?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.
by Chane. January 31, 2020
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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The part between your Balls and/or Vagina and asshole
Shit my gooch is rather sweaty
by Prehistoric Sex Lord October 18, 2019
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= guy’s cooch; derivative of woman’s cooch, but for a guy
My man’s gooch was red and rashy and I just had to say, ”no!”
by Rjezebelm October 14, 2019
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Once the bully on "Different Strokes" "Gooch!" was then used by dave chappelle in his "white people dancing" skit on his show. (mmmmmm that was the Gooch...) Now "Gooch" can be used to describe a really cool person, or can be used just to yell at peoople.
"The gooch is Hilarious!!!"
"GOOOOCH!!!!!!!!"
by Groth The Gooch September 09, 2006
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a character for Diff-rent Strokes. He was the bully of Arnold
Arnaold was licking the Gooch's gooch after the quarrel
by matt b April 14, 2003
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