Top definition
An attack that is derived from Luigi's down smash in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It invovles the heavenward facing of the palm and a quick, forceful light speed attack on the area of the male where most of the nerves are concentrated (A.K.A the testicles).
Yeah, I wuz goo jabbed jus da otha day, and now I can't feel dem no mo.
by YouGotPanned April 15, 2009
Get a goo jab mug for your father-in-law James.
Jun 14 Word of the Day
Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
Get a Sapphic mug for your mom Julia.
2
a painful jab to the stuff between the legs (males)
he got goo jabbed so hard his balls popped.
by goo jab master April 06, 2009
Get the goo jab neck gaiter and mug.