to put your penis on someone's face near their mouth and your balls on their eyes, so they resemble Gonzo from the muppet show.

Denying to be productive at work but getting fully paid. Also one aspect of gonzing is actively refusing tasks from your supervisor although not being busy.

Classy, God, sometimes caught wearing a flannel shirt jacket

A Venezuelan chap who has trouble finding their way through life.

The act of getting your balls sweaty, putting your balls on a girl's eyelids, and placing your dick on her nose, so it hangs over. She will then look like Gonzo from The Muppets.

Juju is a simp with no pimp. He is hitting on an older girl, and when it is awkward he switches his simping target. Truely an asshole and a simp.

A trick developed by "The Gonz" a.k.a Mark Gonzales.