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1. A horrific sounding veneral disease one might contact from not paying attention where you stick your thingy.
2. The consolation prize you get for sleeping with my ex.
2. The consolation prize you get for sleeping with my ex.
After sleeping with that transvestite from Albonia, I finally picked up gonorrhea! Just four more VD's to go before I catch 'em all!
by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003
2
I'm gonorrhea
and that's a fact
if you can't say that
then call me clap
I wait in genitals
just like a trap
and burn up lovers
like bacon fat!
Ooh baby, I like it raw!
and that's a fact
if you can't say that
then call me clap
I wait in genitals
just like a trap
and burn up lovers
like bacon fat!
Ooh baby, I like it raw!
Gonorrhea from Chappelle's show.
by Adrian September 23, 2006
3
one of the most terrifying stds that you can get from a hoe, slut, prostitute, or christina aguilera
i'm gonorrhea, and thats a fact. if you can't say it, then call me clap. i burn up lovers, like bacon fat.
by stan March 08, 2005
4
A sexually transmitted disease caused by gonococcal bacteria (bacteria, yay we can kill it! -- unlike AIDs, a virus, for those ignorant) that affects the natural lube/discharge producing areas of the nether regions, and is characterized by gross pus shit coming out of your instrument and painful or difficult urination, though women often have no detectable symptoms -- other than having insides which feel as though a beehive has been planted in them.
Poor guy, should've used a condom to feel around the crusty tinkers... maybe he could've prevented an outbreak of gonorrhea :(
by beep beep bitch! January 31, 2007
5
Women with untreated gonorrhea may develop the following complications of the female reproductive system
* Pelvic inflammatory disease (PID). The risk of infertility increases with each episode of PID.
* An abscess in or near the ovaries (tubo-ovarian abscess)
* Inflammation of the Bartholin glands
* An ectopic (tubal) pregnancy
* Chronic pelvic pain
* Infertility
* Fitz-Hugh–Curtis syndrome (rare)
* Pelvic inflammatory disease (PID). The risk of infertility increases with each episode of PID.
* An abscess in or near the ovaries (tubo-ovarian abscess)
* Inflammation of the Bartholin glands
* An ectopic (tubal) pregnancy
* Chronic pelvic pain
* Infertility
* Fitz-Hugh–Curtis syndrome (rare)
Don't go near Alex, she got gonorrhea from that gang bang. Ugh, she has an abscess in her ovaries. Gross...
by Bill Rank December 12, 2005
6
the nastiest sounding word ever. an STD that people contract through unprotected sex, or just sex in general. that's y u shouldnt engage in sexual activities with a well known whore, or while under the influence.
by deenie June 16, 2004