Urban Dictionary: gonking

Gonk Boys

Boys from algonquin high school in northboro, massachusetts. Mostly consists of white people.

Person 1: Should I ask out jeremy?
Person 2: Of course you should, Gonk Boys are the hottest.

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Gonked

Being so messed up you think you are on Venus.

Dude I’m so Gonked I’m on Venus.

by Преп December 31, 2020

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Gonked

To be taken by surprise in a funny way

That stormtrooper got gonked when he hit his head on the door

by YuOfTheNight November 25, 2019

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gonked

to get whacked really hard by something, especially on one’s head. The hardcore version of “bonked”.

“Dude got totally gonked by that falling anvil just now!”
“Did you hear about that guy that got smacked with a can of twisted tea? Like just straight up gonked.”

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Gonked

V. The act of hitting someone and making them pass out.

Did you see how Tyler gonked Cody at the parking lot??

by Mliv July 04, 2020

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Gonk fuck

When you fuck her ass so hard, she bleeds and blushes at the same time. Women love it! Try it with your girlfriend.

She loves being gonk fucked . Gonk fuck is the best!

by FUCKmyASS27 October 12, 2017

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