Eric Resch: Damn Gomer Pile dropped another fly ball, now we hit the 10 run rule.
by thatoneguy11 September 06, 2008
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A tall, hunched over hayssed yokel type, a simpleton who is basically a doofis, who drives a pickup truck, and thinks he is really cool, although in reality is a total dork.
The Pickup Truck Gomer thought everyone believed he was cool, but instead they all laughed at him behind his back and viewed him as an overly tall, doofis, noodle-head, and simpleton in a stupid pickup truck that he never used for any real pickup truck type work.
by Rory O'Doul May 10, 2018
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A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.
It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.
by PHF77 May 12, 2019
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An ugly male with an abnormally large forehead.
God damn look at that forehead! He’s a massive gomer.
by BruhMoment11 August 11, 2020
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A reference to a tampon. In a sense, it's a codeword for a male to comfortably talk to other males about tampons in the presence of a female.
Don't ever look in a woman's purse, or else you'll encounter many gomer tubes.
by andrewProgrammer June 17, 2011
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