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golf

to quote Oscar Wilde:
"The best way to ruin a good walk"

There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???

by Bigmeuprudeboy September 09, 2003

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sonder

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.

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golf

One of the best models Volkswagen ever produced. The VW Rabbit would be a close second.

My VW Golf gets better gas mileage than your lame riced up Honda Civic.

by Qbert October 07, 2004

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golf

The Human equivalent of FETCH
Only where the “fetchie’” becomes the “fetcher”… and the dog (fetcher) is replaced by an elderly person…. 9/10 times male

Father: I'm just going for a round of golf.
Son: You mean Human Fetch?!?

by Peon June 14, 2004

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golf

A good walk, spoiled.

I was out for a walk when my friend suggested that instead of walking, we should go around in an electric buggy. He then said that instead of admiring scenery or talking we should aimlessly hit a small white ball around with metal clubs. He then told me that he had tricked me into playing a game of golf.
That was the worst walk ever!

by stupidgoddamgolf October 26, 2005