There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

My VW Golf gets better gas mileage than your lame riced up Honda Civic.

Father: I'm just going for a round of golf.
Son: You mean Human Fetch?!?

I was out for a walk when my friend suggested that instead of walking, we should go around in an electric buggy. He then said that instead of admiring scenery or talking we should aimlessly hit a small white ball around with metal clubs. He then told me that he had tricked me into playing a game of golf.
That was the worst walk ever!

Man, i totally golfed that test.

I wanted to go for a walk for exercise, but I decided to play golf instead.