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A sport that was apparently popular enough to have a category on urbandictionary.com.
Check that little slidebar when you define a word.
by nikkan_hanil June 30, 2004
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A popular model of automobile, made by Volkswagen
"Sure my '86 Golf looks like shit, but I only paid $200 for it."
by Anonymous May 26, 2003
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A recreational activity for conservative white males that will hopefully become non-existant in a few decades. Involves knocking a ball around with the goal of getting it into different holes. The game is played on a golf course which is a waste of more land space than Wal-Mart Stores.
Father: Hey son, what do you say we play some golf together and have some father and son bonding time?

Son: No thanks dad. I'm not a baby boomer.
by P.A. March 12, 2005
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Right above NASCAR and just below pro wrestling in the "what is and isn't a real sport" spectrum. I mean, seventy year old men still play it! That is not a sport. The commercial was right, golf would be a lot better if it were more like hockey.
Some woman streaking was the most exciting thing ever to happen on a golf course.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
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The most arrogant sport in existence. Played by old rich white men (and Tiger Woods) in their spare time. Equal only to greveyards in terms of their collossal waste of space that could be used for housing and/or other more productive purposes
golfers are elitist pricks
by jimmyjohnbillybobjones July 23, 2005
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a stupid sport where u hit balls at shit and miss, played buy old people with huge asses
by Viper man+ October 01, 2003
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