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A bedroom community adjacent to Santa Barbara, and surrounding UCSB and Isla Vista.
UCSB Student A: "Man, I got arrested last night"
UCSB Student B: "that's cuz GOLETA MAKES THE RULEZ"
by Henry H. Howlzer December 25, 2007
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A place were every person has/does smoke weed daily and is way better then Santa Barbara
Everybody party hard
Basically the best FUCKING place in the Universe!


Person A:Lets go to this dank party in Santa Barbara
Person B:Fuck no i would rather go to bomb ass Goleta the Goodland
by jennayyy420 April 22, 2009
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