The action you perform when you ejaculate into a girls nose and she snorts it up and spits it out containing the contents of her crusty snot making whats called a "Goldilocks", representing the porridge in the movie.
For my boyfriends birthday, i told him to cum in my nose and I showed him a Goldilocks,
He left me after.
He left me after.
by Soviet.loli March 18, 2018
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I wouldn't mind Goldilocksing her!
by Veritasi February 17, 2021
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by TehYetti February 06, 2012
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Jack totally just goldilocksed in IKEA for an hour before getting kicked out by security.
"Are you driving home after the party?" "Nah, I'm planning on Goldilocksing in Heath's bed"
"Are you driving home after the party?" "Nah, I'm planning on Goldilocksing in Heath's bed"
by The_Dank_Yodeler November 30, 2017
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K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.
T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.
T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.
by kelpleilani June 08, 2017
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In the fall, the leaves of the trees I drove by in going to school were red-orange. I called them Goldilocks trees. Now in spring, their leaves are bright green. I guess that's nice, too.
by Dreamerbae01 November 04, 2015
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I am going to build a house in the Goldilocks zone in Jamaica it is a very nice area with beautiful homes.
by Tyflocorp March 11, 2019
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