A nickname commonly given to women with blond hair, or someone with a curious personality much like the real goldilocks
Goldilocks is my best friend
by WaveZ3000 October 3, 2017
Girl 1: Babe, why are you going out with him? You're way too good.
Girl 2: He's perfect <3
Girl 1: Pfft, Goldilocks much?
Girl 2: He's perfect <3
Girl 1: Pfft, Goldilocks much?
by Ben.... April 19, 2011
Derogatory slang word used by the more refined English teachers in France. Most often used when giving opinions about ministerial edicts.
by foonist66 June 30, 2011
Verb. To goldilocks is to steal something that doesn't belong to you. Often, it refers to the theft of something left unattended, frequently food or drink.
by Deacon23 September 17, 2010
You put your dick in a girl's butt but it's too tight
You put you dick in a girls vagina but it's too loose
So, you put your dick in her mouth and it's JUST RIGHT
You put you dick in a girls vagina but it's too loose
So, you put your dick in her mouth and it's JUST RIGHT
I hooked up with Pamela once. It was a Goldilocks experience...the first two holes just weren't working
by alittlehart May 4, 2007
As a woman, only one cock will fit her vag perfectly. She will search for years to find that cock. A Goldilocks cock is one that is not too big, and not too small, but just right.
by djdelanez September 14, 2018
Remember when Goldilocks went to the bears house and ate the porridge? One was too hot, one was too cold, and one was just right, etc, etc. Goldilocked (The Goldilocks Effect) is when something/someone is just right.
"Omg dude! I found the perfect burger."
"Oh real?"
"Yeah! Not too much sauce.. Heaps of cheese.."
"Oh mean!"
"Yeah bro."
"That burger sounds goldilocked as."
"Oh real?"
"Yeah! Not too much sauce.. Heaps of cheese.."
"Oh mean!"
"Yeah bro."
"That burger sounds goldilocked as."
by TheHannburger August 4, 2009