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the useless, no good for nothing, lazy, loud music playing and just all around annoying peolpe in our society today. as useless as a goldfish. mostly pertaining to those of the african american race that think they are the illest homie around. iller than 50 cent.
"Hey Bob, that damn golfish never does any work." "I know fred, I'd like to feed him to my pirahnas as food."
by rod May 08, 2003
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To eat so much food that you get sick or feel close to death.
"Dude, get these chocolate raisins away from me or else I'm going to goldfish myself".

"Smoking weed always puts me in the mood to goldfish myself".
by Kevin Cold as Ice October 01, 2009
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A reference or equivelant to cocain/crack and or assortment of date rape drugs
"That nigga ED spilt all her goldfish in her computor room"
"That nigga ED swears she will quit the goldfish right after this fix"
"That nigga ED will only take goldfish in its purest form"
by TFean March 30, 2006
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The most useless animal that has completely no purpose.
God was high when he made it.
Goldfishes dont do SHIT!
by Georgioz December 12, 2009
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A word that is exclaimed by others when somebody forgets what they were going to say. Word originated from the goldfish, who have short-term memory
Teacher: Does anyone know the answer?
Mark: I do!
Teacher: What is it?
Mark: It's.. uh.. umm....
Jim & Bob: Goldfish!
by nietokid December 11, 2006
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A person or experience that was supposed to be way better than it actually was; a disappointment; something or someone who didn't measure up to reasonable expectations; not a whale
A-"We should have a shamoo riding contest!"
B-"I bet you'd be good at that."
A-"I've never ridden a whale before!"
B-"Oh yeah you've only ridden boys."
A-"No more like I've only ridden Goldfish, I mean compared to a whale..."
by Oh Geeze September 15, 2008
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