Urban Dictionary: goldberg

May 18 Word of the Day

Philosopher Stoned

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

by TripleWest September 03, 2012

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2

To ruin everything. Including movies, tv shows, and life.

"Man you just goldberg'ed that movie!"
"Yo, don't Goldberg it"
"Golllldbeerrggggg!"

by 4529 January 22, 2006

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3

A testicle the size of a watermelon.

Ben has some awesome Goldbergs

by Kirk D October 21, 2007

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4

It's makin' whoopie. Hit these cookies with this pole. Word!

In the hot tub takin' pictures of all these bitches makin' Goldberg.

by bruce9707 May 07, 2009

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5

someone obsessed with something

I live my life around professional wrestling. So I've been called Goldberg because of the man Bill Goldberg.

by Dark Heart October 16, 2007

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To goldberg is to get fucked in the ass by a dinosaur and panda at the same time both in the ass and vagina. This is very common in the Land Before Time, a valley full of kronosaurs and Giant Panda bears. Most of the time, goldbergs are enacted on males with the first name of james and the last name of goldberg

"I can't sit because i got goldberged by dinokron and panda bear"
"That kid adam li just golberged me omg"
"HAHAHA he's walking funny because he got goldberged"

by estack November 24, 2008

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